come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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