he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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