I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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