Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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