I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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