So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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