i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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