So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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