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.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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