He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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