Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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