You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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