so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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