The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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