it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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