I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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