Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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