the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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