We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
there is puke in my bra ... again
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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