Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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