Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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