3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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