Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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