Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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