We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
