home. puking in laundry basket.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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