so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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