Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
It's blow job season.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize