so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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