normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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