she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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