I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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