Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Randomize
