Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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