We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My liver just had a heart attack.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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