walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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