Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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