so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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