I wanna bring you to show and tell
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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