someone threw a dead crab at me
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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