return my video game
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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