Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
