I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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