her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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