if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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