Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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