You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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