i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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