so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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