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(419): View more from Ohio

idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night

(248): View more from Michigan

he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit

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(954): View more from Florida

Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer

(1-954): View more from Florida

That Cesar Milan is captivating

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(316): View more from Kansas

sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.

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(765): View more from Indiana

So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me

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(302): View more from Delaware

I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.

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(513): View more from Ohio

apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.

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