Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you traded sex for a burrito?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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