matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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