idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I stole a fireplace last night.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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