but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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