My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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