I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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